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INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEdu Status IN (B.TECH ,BE , MCA)
AND Having Brothers = Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO
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while(Andi's website sucks){
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Select Boobs FROM Female WHERE FemaleYears BETWEEN 18 AND 24
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while (true)
{
identify_and_fix_bottlenecks();
drink();
sleep();
notice_new_bottleneck();
}
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